VINTAGE NOVELTY JOKE IN A BOX GAG GIFT FARTMOBILE SAVE ON GAS RISQUE ADULT LAUGH

THIS IS AN ORIGINAL VINTAGE NOVELTY GAG GIFT OR JOKE IN A BOX USUALLY GIVEN TO AN ADULT FOR A LAUGH OR TWO ON A SPECIAL OCCASION ….NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE BUT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME SO I HAVE COVERED THE LITTLE BUTTOCKS OF THE INSIDE! THE GAG IS ENTITLED “SAVE ON GAS” AND ALSO SAYS “BEATS THE HELL OUT OF A MAGIC CARPET”. THE INSIDE SHOWS A MAN BEARING HIS BACKSIDE WITH A FEATHER WAND. IT SAYS “FARTMOBILE” AND “WHEN YOU ARE OUT OF GAS GO WITH THE WIND”. MOST LIKELY FROM THE 70s AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO APPROPRIATE AGAIN TODAY! GAS PRICES UP HERE 20 CENTS A GALLON YESTERDAY! BY THE GOLDEN’S OF COSTA MESA, CALIFORNIA PRINTED ON THE SIDE OF THE BOX. EXCELLENT VINTAGE CONDITION. PLEASE READ…..AND THANK YOU! NOW TO ADDRESS THE EBAY SHIPPING CHANGES …AT LEAST FOR ALL THE JEWELRY OR PRECIOUS METAL ITEMS AND VERY SMALL ANTIQUE AND COLLECTIBLE ITEMS SOLD ………… SINCE I CANNOT OFFER DOOR TO DOOR DELIVERY ….I CHARGE FOR THE FEES ASSOCIATED WITH PROVIDING SHIPPING, HANDLING, INSURANCE AND DELIVERY CONFIRMATION AS A COST OF PROVIDING THIS ITEM TO YOU. THESE FEES ARE A NOMINAL COST OF DOING BUSINESS FOR ANY ITEM YOU DO NOT PURCHASE IN A BRICK AND MORTAR FASHION ….AND IF YOU FEEL THEY ARE UNREASONABLE ….I ASK YOU KINDLY NOT TO BID/OFFER/BUY IT NOW. WITH THAT BEING SAID, THE GENERAL COST FOR SHIPPING & HANDLING (ENVELOPES, BUBBLE, BOXES, ETC…), INSURANCE AND DELIVERY CONFIMATION THROUGH THE US POST OFFICE FOR VERY SMALL ITEMS AND ALL PRECIOUS METAL IS AS FOLLOWS: $0.01 to $50 $ 6.55 ($4 + $1.75 + .80) $50.01 to $100 $ 7.05 ($4 + $2.25 + .80) $100.01 to $200 $ 8.55 ($5 + $2.75 + .80) $200.01 to $300 $ 10.50 ($5 + $4.70 + .80) $300.01 to $400 $ 11.50 ($5 + $5.70 + .80) $400.01 to $500 $ 12.50 ($5 + $6.70 + .80) $500.01 to $600 $ 13.50 ($5 + $7.70 + .80) FOR ITEMS OVER $600.00 $600.01 to $5000 (maximum liability is $5,000) $13.50 plus $1.00 per $100 or fraction thereof over $600 in declared value LARGER ITEMS THAT NEED SPECIAL ATTENTION WITH LARGER BOXES/ENVELOPES OR DOUBLE BOXING WILL OBVIOUSLY INCUR A LARGER SHIPPING & HANDLING CHARGE THAN THE $4.00 AND $5.00 QUOTED ABOVE WHICH IS THE FEE I ADDED TO THE COST OF INSURANCE & DELIVERY CONFIRMATION VALUE THROUGH USPS.